Hillary Clinton wanted to live in the White Houuse again.
"Linda enjoys doing Women’s Ministries, Campmeetings and Church Services." (Linda Shelton, Linda Shelton Bio, http://lindashelton.org/bio.html)
But Hillary had a serious email scandal that just wouldn't go away. Especially not after Wikileaks started releasing the Podesta emails.
And Linda had a moral fall that disqualified her for public ministry.
So Hillary preferred to talk about anything but the emails. And was especially fond of the story of Alicia Machado, described by Donald Trump as "Miss Piggy" and "Miss Housekeeping".
To avoid talking about her moral fall, Linda likes to make personal attacks on Danny Shelton: "Like Benny Hinn, you are also a bit too obsessed with your on-air wardrobe. Please read what Mrs. White says about wearing outlandish clothes. Why are you trying to look like a Michael Jackson impersonator? Case-in-point ... your black jacket with ostentatious gold lapels". (Linda Shelton, Open Letter of 26 Apr 2007, http://www.save-3abn.com/danny-shelton-mene-mene-tekel-parsin.htm)
ULTIMATE GIVEAWAY
Well, Linda, "thy speech bewrayeth thee". (Matthew 26:73, Holy Bible) Even though she fooled a lot of people for a long time, you can't fool all the people all the time.
The Seventh-day Adventist church is so much different, "having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,” (Revelation 14:6, Holy Bible) Worshipers come in short pants, jeans, suits, even leisure suits, and they all get a friendly welcome. At the church where you're loved, not judged.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE WAS NO LOVE IN THE SHELTON MARRIAGE
"Danny, you have frequently been intellectually challenged during on-air broadcasts, searching for the right words to use in many situations. At times it is incredibly uncomfortable to listen to you speak." (Linda Shelton, Open Letter of 26 Apr 2007, http://www.save-3abn.com/danny-shelton-mene-mene-tekel-parsin.htm)
"She is not old, she is not young,
The Woman with the Serpent's Tongue.
The haggard cheek, the hungering eye,
The poisoned words that wildly fly,"
(William Watson, The Woman with the Serpent's Tongue)
Even if she had been faithful, which she wasn't, this kind of talk could shut down any marriage. Not surprisingly, "There was a noticeable distance between me and my husband." (Linda Shelton, Testimony of Linda Shelton, http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/spiritual/the_organized_church/ls3.htm)
IT WAS A BUSINESS MARRIAGE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE
So why did they stick it out for approximately 20 years? "Our entire marriage consisted of building and developing Three Angels Broadcasting Network." (Linda Shelton, Testimony of Linda Shelton, http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/spiritual/the_organized_church/ls3.htm) "A marriage of convenience (plural marriages of convenience) is a marriage contracted for reasons other than that of relationship, family, or love." (Marriage of convenience, Wikipedia)
ZERO "MARITAL LIFE"
But eventually Linda's incessant nagging took it's toll, and "Dan stopped using our master bedroom bathroom" (Linda Shelton, Testimony of Linda Shelton, http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/spiritual/the_organized_church/ls3.htm), since “It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.” (Proverbs 25:24, Holy Bible)
The American people decided they didn't want Hillary in their White House, and Danny Shelton made the same decision.
In fact, many Americans would like to see Hillary move into a different house. (see graphic at right)But Hillary had a serious email scandal that just wouldn't go away. Especially not after Wikileaks started releasing the Podesta emails.
And Linda had a moral fall that disqualified her for public ministry.
So Hillary preferred to talk about anything but the emails. And was especially fond of the story of Alicia Machado, described by Donald Trump as "Miss Piggy" and "Miss Housekeeping".
To avoid talking about her moral fall, Linda likes to make personal attacks on Danny Shelton: "Like Benny Hinn, you are also a bit too obsessed with your on-air wardrobe. Please read what Mrs. White says about wearing outlandish clothes. Why are you trying to look like a Michael Jackson impersonator? Case-in-point ... your black jacket with ostentatious gold lapels". (Linda Shelton, Open Letter of 26 Apr 2007, http://www.save-3abn.com/danny-shelton-mene-mene-tekel-parsin.htm)
ULTIMATE GIVEAWAY
Well, Linda, "thy speech bewrayeth thee". (Matthew 26:73, Holy Bible) Even though she fooled a lot of people for a long time, you can't fool all the people all the time.
The Seventh-day Adventist church is so much different, "having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,” (Revelation 14:6, Holy Bible) Worshipers come in short pants, jeans, suits, even leisure suits, and they all get a friendly welcome. At the church where you're loved, not judged.
OBVIOUSLY, THERE WAS NO LOVE IN THE SHELTON MARRIAGE
"Danny, you have frequently been intellectually challenged during on-air broadcasts, searching for the right words to use in many situations. At times it is incredibly uncomfortable to listen to you speak." (Linda Shelton, Open Letter of 26 Apr 2007, http://www.save-3abn.com/danny-shelton-mene-mene-tekel-parsin.htm)
"She is not old, she is not young,
The Woman with the Serpent's Tongue.
The haggard cheek, the hungering eye,
The poisoned words that wildly fly,"
(William Watson, The Woman with the Serpent's Tongue)
Even if she had been faithful, which she wasn't, this kind of talk could shut down any marriage. Not surprisingly, "There was a noticeable distance between me and my husband." (Linda Shelton, Testimony of Linda Shelton, http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/spiritual/the_organized_church/ls3.htm)
IT WAS A BUSINESS MARRIAGE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE
So why did they stick it out for approximately 20 years? "Our entire marriage consisted of building and developing Three Angels Broadcasting Network." (Linda Shelton, Testimony of Linda Shelton, http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/spiritual/the_organized_church/ls3.htm) "A marriage of convenience (plural marriages of convenience) is a marriage contracted for reasons other than that of relationship, family, or love." (Marriage of convenience, Wikipedia)
ZERO "MARITAL LIFE"
But eventually Linda's incessant nagging took it's toll, and "Dan stopped using our master bedroom bathroom" (Linda Shelton, Testimony of Linda Shelton, http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/spiritual/the_organized_church/ls3.htm), since “It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house.” (Proverbs 25:24, Holy Bible)
The American people decided they didn't want Hillary in their White House, and Danny Shelton made the same decision.
FOR A TELE-EVANGELIST, THE WORST PUNISHMENT IS TO BE IGNORED
When Linda's employment at 3ABN was terminated, she shook down the network for $400,000. Which put her squarely within the ambit of 1 Corinthians 5:11: "But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people."
EXILED TO THE WILDERNESS OF OBLIVION
Hillary may be hiding something, but after the publication of the DNC emails and the Podesta emails, I rather doubt it.
And Linda? What's she hiding?
Absolutely nothing.
She's told anyone who would listen her life story. http://lindashelton.org/bio.html And the details of her affairs and divorce. http://www.save-3abn.com/news-releases-make-evidence-public-07-02-14.htm
Ah, but maybe she's hiding what she's doing now?
Nah.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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